dirty digits and titty treats

Monday, mar. 31, 2003

Shit Thumbs keeps turning up as one of the search terms people use to find me. And now Breast Milk Ice Cream. I wonder, am I the only person living in the overlap of the Venn diagram that unites these two circles of people? Maybe! I bet the common ground that is me leaves neither party completely satisfied, though, and it pains me to be such a disappointing host.

So to all you breast milk ice cream scoopers and people hoping to shit-thumb a ride, I’m guessing (and hoping!) that the words you see before you aren’t exactly what you came looking for, but I welcome you just the same.

Hello! Hi! I’m so glad you’re here! But please forgive me if I don’t shake your hands.