The archives
2015 to 2020
2010
2009
2008
- dec 24 rear view
- dec 16 the risks of riskiness
- dec 08 getting in to character
- dec 02 crashing into adulthood
- nov 20 television plan
- oct 08 she cried mo, mo, MO!
- aug 28 sometimes I worry
- aug 26 I knew it!
- aug 22 naan combatant
- aug 18 cafe platitude
- aug 11 domino's delivers
- aug 08 breathe, breathe in the hair
- aug 05 oh, baby
- aug 04 what not to wear, the reunion episode
- jul 31 one is silver, the other gold: part done!
- jul 27 letterman gets savaged!
- jul 24 one is silver, the other gold: part two
- jul 22 one is silver, the other gold: part one
- jul 10 let your chest do the endorsing (was: "barack you like a hurricane")
- jul 07 simple bra necessities
- jul 03 how the turtle got its grump
- jun 29 spare change thought
- jun 27 welcoming you into the fold
- jun 25 thunder, lightning
- jun 24 q.e.d.
- jun 18 I say it's my birthday
- may 27 today's oral fixation
- may 21 bedside anthropology
- may 20 camino for real!
- may 19 three yays for ebay!
- may 16 a sad daisy chain of events
- may 14 a future bright with new shoes, clean teeth, and gentle rocking!
- may 12 I brake for white russians
- may 11 childhood rememories to magnet onto the refrigerator of your soul!
- may 06 heartstrings
- may 04 one happy, sorry, wistful sunday morning
- may 02 a little sartorialost
- may 01 an early morning of updates and invention
- apr 26 what was I inking?
- apr 22 sometimes marco makes me mad
- apr 20 litteral frame of mind
- apr 19 one old-drunk-lady-proof bottle
- apr 16 what's growing on?
- apr 15 a rainbow of credenza
- apr 14 a perfect match
- apr 13 my history
- apr 12 bedside table talk
- apr 11 I'm not sure I want what Idol's giving back?
- apr 10 note from me to me: achieve something, stat!
- apr 10 a good clip
- apr 09 kungfu-grip hand models: get your smudgy resumes here!
- apr 08 a $10 dream
- apr 06 did he stay on the bus? forget about us?
- apr 03 some evany rules to live by
- apr 01 bird bath!
- mar 28 love handle
- mar 27 the true price of free
- mar 26 tamac attack!
- mar 25 magic marco
- mar 19 the international language of sleep!
- mar 17 my favorite bag
- mar 16 bon voyage, pug boat
- mar 15 working in a coal mine
- mar 15 won't you be my neighbor?
- mar 15 who is alex trebek, alex?
- mar 15 welcome to the jungle
- mar 15 verbal patchouli
- mar 15 twinkle twinkle
- mar 15 toothbrush baby blanket
- mar 15 the sound of one hand clapping
- mar 15 the pox upon me
- mar 15 the placemat pillow
- mar 15 the mousetee
- mar 15 the loveseatee
- mar 15 the go-between
- mar 15 the fishtee
- mar 15 the facts of life
- mar 15 the birtee
- mar 15 sweater fix
- mar 15 so fuzzy!*
- mar 15 remember junior high?
- mar 15 question sampler
- mar 15 oh, mercymercyme
- mar 15 not so rockin
- mar 15 my writing
- mar 15 my ride
- mar 15 my misc
- mar 15 my crafty
- mar 15 mrs. c
- mar 15 mrs. c
- mar 15 jolly ol' st. nick
- mar 15 i am not erotic
- mar 15 hypocritic oaths
- mar 15 hotdog laptop cozy
- mar 15 holiday trees
- mar 15 high school
- mar 15 here's why I'm guilt riddled
- mar 15 hello dolly
- mar 15 hair today
- mar 15 gynamite!
- mar 15 going off the rails
- mar 15 everyone's best friend
- mar 15 everyone's best friend
- mar 15 dying young
- mar 15 dr. who?
- mar 15 cruising for a boozing
- mar 15 cat show!
- mar 15 ay
- mar 15 angel city
- mar 15 after school special
- mar 15 a sweeping sisyphus
- mar 15 R E S U M E for E V A N Y + T H O M A S
- mar 15 I go to work.
- mar 12 the pug boat has landed!
- mar 06 a new case for the bloodhound gang
- mar 03 I could just gobble them up!
- mar 02 run of the mill crazy
- mar 01 my life as a mutual of omaha commercial
- mar 01 here we o!
2007
- dec 21 he knows we have animals, right?
- dec 20 trash talk
- dec 11 heigh ho, silver, away
- oct 01 I'm right here!
- may 23 scenes from a mall
- apr 28 and you were there, and you, and you!
- apr 19 links, photos, and a splendid cause
- apr 06 thumb-typing at you from the oakland airport
- apr 05 the cream of some hyundai
- mar 29 a month of phat tuesdays!
- mar 22 the great go-between caper!
- mar 18 two days in the life
- mar 09 pop art
- mar 08 refrigeratorrings!
- mar 07 big news in fashion
- mar 06 a bootyful day
- mar 05 cookies on demand
- mar 01 chili con awesome
- feb 28 pigstar vs. mongoose!
- feb 27 bring the noise pop! (thursday)
- feb 26 best tagline going
- feb 24 my new favorite thing: my very own sutro tower painting!
- feb 22 in which I give you hell
- feb 22 a breathless story about a small series of events
- feb 21 from baby to benatards
- feb 19 scene from los angeles
- feb 14 benatards tonight!
- feb 14 a twice-chewed beaverwood v-day
- feb 07 so self-help me, god
- feb 06 cupcakes, champagnes, sleep readings
- feb 04 ghost riders
- feb 03 skin ranting for dollars!
- feb 02 some current events
- jan 25 the bitter unfairness of food
- jan 24 shut in
- jan 22 from the late-night directTV channel guide
- jan 18 meanwhere and elsewhile
- jan 17 another big idea
- jan 14 pumpkin sigh
- jan 12 if I only had a brain
- jan 10 as I always suspected
- jan 09 it's alive, sort of
- jan 08 still, still, still sicko
- jan 05 boy wonder
- jan 04 sicko!
- jan 03 a great chance to do a small something
2006
- dec 31 flying high, now
- dec 18 writing rutting season ends (temporarily)
- dec 17 ho, ho, noooo
- dec 17 barbapapa can you hear me?
- dec 16 marbles kills a tree
- dec 15 literally speaking
- dec 14 do I sound like a musical robot?
- dec 12 leslie
- dec 12 chop, chop
- dec 10 party all the time
- dec 10 just my lucky bun day
- dec 09 nothing but the tooth
- dec 08 another hangover, another book sighting, another burning want
- dec 07 having a ball
- dec 06 sip-sliding reminder!
- dec 05 sleeping around
- dec 04 oh my friends are all such gifts of giftedness!
- dec 03 the great flapping sound of dollars soaring out of my wallet
- dec 02 going to put a recap in your ass
- dec 01 are my plugs showing?
- nov 30 an etsy let's see
- nov 29 lost posts and the disappointment of numbers
- nov 28 just like baby smiles and double rainbows
- nov 27 heady thoughts
- nov 26 madonna and friends
- nov 25 sacks and balls (another recap)
- nov 24 when is your birthday, again?
- nov 23 all stuffed up
- nov 22 chestnuts and leather animals
- nov 21 loving made with love by hannah
- nov 20 the unexpected sweetness hidden inside terrible events
- nov 19 THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS!
- nov 18 again, again, again?
- nov 17 more for the wishlist
- nov 16 won't somebody else please be my neighbor?
- nov 15 the pig and the squirrel
- nov 14 ebay all the way
- nov 13 the three evanys
- nov 12 o yay!
- nov 11 still totally desperate
- nov 10 tummies moving in and out
- nov 09 the feel-great movie of the year
- nov 08 unexpectedly unexpected
- nov 07 pain in the astrology
- nov 06 (k)nots landing
- nov 05 a vagina dialogue
- nov 04 more desperate times
- nov 03 the song "talk, talk" by the band "talk, talk" on the album "talk, talk"
- nov 02 hair we go again
- nov 01 nablopomo in motion
- oct 31 a halloween who's who
- oct 30 a book, an article, a monologue, and a hoodie
- oct 29 kentucky fried creepy
- oct 27 drunken dispatch
- oct 26 the technorati twostep
- oct 26 life made me this way
- oct 25 ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- oct 24 iced wheee!
- oct 23 this town, is coming like a ghost town
- oct 22 Say my name!
- oct 21 link roundup
- oct 20 dispatch from the frozen food aisle
- oct 19 please leave my grandmother's pumpkin out of this
- oct 18 fight, fight, fight
- oct 17 my life as a cartoon
- oct 16 do I look flat in this?
- oct 15 another reading down
- oct 14 it works!
- oct 12 the new vernacular of bible thumping
- oct 12 reading reminder
- oct 10 watch that smile slowly fade: a tip about toothpaste
- oct 10 brain thoughts
- oct 09 whirlwind show and tell
- oct 08 jay mcyay!
- oct 07 yoyos and chili and deer!
- oct 06 a cutting-edge food thing
- oct 05 the art of the self-reflexive icon
- oct 03 lingo lingoing lingone
- oct 03 a-world-gone-wrong
- oct 02 neverending story
- oct 01 desperately typing
- sep 30 guys like you, mickey
- sep 29 heartbelt idea
- sep 28 dispatch from crab island
- sep 27 how I learned to stop worrying and love the blog
- sep 26 crazy kids
- sep 25 an inspiration point
- sep 24 the secret lives of mall security
- sep 23 punforgivable
- sep 22 go to sleep
- sep 21 ode to marco (with a rebel yell)
- sep 20 groan woman
- sep 19 my eyes are full of hearts for julia sweeney
- sep 18 pam on it!
- sep 18 a threat and a promise
- sep 06 plans for thursday nite?
- sep 05 excited to the corps!
- aug 29 bumbershoot to KILL
- aug 28 piggy on a cone
- aug 24 sign my podcast?
- aug 24 as promised: a mailbox obsession
- aug 18 rise and shine
- aug 17 choke collars, shh-ing, and other tails
- aug 17 a random sampling
- jul 28 happy friendings
- jul 26 playboy oh boy
- jul 20 oh los angeles, you devil
- jul 15 chocolate misunderstandings and other apologies
- jul 14 robot greetings and more bra rah-rah
- jul 13 holy kuow
- jul 12 some new theories
- jul 11 evany thomas: now available in seattle and portland!
- jul 10 nyc2, joan sweat, shitbeans
- jun 22 whiskey paul!
- jun 22 up next!
- jun 21 sleep and ice tour, leg one
- may 30 come cup my bottom in person!
- may 29 going in for the jill
- may 17 hey, honeycomb
- may 12 rewind and fast-forward
- may 09 about how, about how, about how!
- may 09 a dog, a cat, and other signs of life
- may 04 not the buzz of excitement
- may 03 ode to a robe
- may 02 move!
- apr 23 slos on gma
- apr 19 notes to self
- apr 18 the key to inside my crazy
- apr 14 the sleep test: now working!
- apr 12 numo uno best diet!
- apr 11 sleep book a go!
- apr 10 small thoughts about a small site
- apr 08 not so hot spot heists
- apr 07 modern fairytales
- apr 06 wheeeee!
- apr 05 my friends are awesome
- apr 03 cats, thriller, and the rock
- mar 15 a (roman) link and a plea
- mar 09 note to self: take egg off speed dial
- mar 06 looking forward to looking back
- feb 27 small miracles
- feb 25 inflatable deer head (I WANT!)
- feb 14 sex secrets of your bed!
- feb 04 ugbeautiful
- jan 23 my boyfriend the pot-head, etc.
- jan 22 epilating for dollars
2005
- dec 05 hm!
- nov 16 good things
- nov 01 perfect bag two, electric boog-a-deux
- oct 26 american dreaming
- oct 21 just one reisen
- oct 04 sniglets!
- sep 19 perfect bag update!
- sep 14 laid (off) in full! again!
- sep 08 shoe enough!
- sep 06 my endless summer
- sep 04 celine dion!
- aug 16 my sexy, sexy commute
- aug 10 san francisco moments
- aug 04 crazy-train corporate suburbia + yosemite
- jul 19 excerpt from the moment 4:20
- jul 18 everybody has a good time
- jul 15 chocktails!
- may 22 face woes and other desperations
- may 05 thank you cindy from hawaii!
- apr 25 grumpy
- apr 19 brain game imitates life!
- apr 15 blundering and ranting
- apr 10 busy, busy, busy
- mar 26 comedy, pote, ong-bak, laptop cozy
- mar 24 toilet statues, bunions, disarmed
- feb 25 reading, rocking, and a pending parental dinner
- feb 22 nice things warming up on deck
- feb 20 you're the man now, dog
- feb 17 dear drunk man
- feb 14 smell the love
- feb 11 announcements, links, pics
- feb 08 more baggressive behavior
- feb 03 urine business
- jan 23 bag me!
- jan 21 laundry etiquette, drug wishlists, re-pants
- jan 17 tamponed spirits + six thousand nested analogies
2004
- dec 06 eno (eYES!), hiking, and sausage
- dec 03 cold and cake-crabby
- dec 01 the lights of my life
- sep 30 toasting the quails
- sep 27 a clear sangria night
- sep 24 pixies! backstage!
- sep 23 pre-teen models, rhinestones, and other things I missed
- sep 22 how much more black could it be?
- sep 21 adam + julia, oh my god
- sep 20 back to work
- sep 09 end of a road trip, nyc, westward ho
- sep 03 day 9: cake, art, and spider tower
- sep 03 day 11: hard to sayre
- sep 03 day 10: oh, hi! oh.
- sep 02 day 8: speeding, eating, belting
- sep 01 day 7: corn palace, pizza ogre, luck
- aug 31 day 6: did that badlands touch you?
- aug 30 day 5: where, when, how, and wyoming
- aug 29 day 4: hill and back
- aug 28 day 3: a beehive state of mind
- aug 27 day 2: salt lick city
- aug 26 day 1: sand in the place where I live
- aug 25 roadtrip begins!
- aug 20 a garden state of mind
- aug 19 chic chico
- aug 15 blue mooning
- aug 14 happy-birthday-leisa pie
- aug 12 links, finds, and activities
- aug 08 bow wow wowed
- aug 06 s'mores and wows and billy joel
- aug 03 she's got to halve it
- aug 02 better off redding
- aug 01 unemployment update
- jul 30 ode to a bathroom
- jul 29 run to bourne
- jul 26 mighty yosemite
- jul 20 jill diaries and an adieu
- jul 18 enimas, eye patches, feel-better pills
- jul 17 chihuahua brothers and princess cake
- jul 16 diet, vet, moral perversion
- jul 14 so un-school!
- jul 13 double chocolate, double fun
- jul 12 the fourth, a cold, shrinkage
- jun 14 patton, presents, and a small fire
- jun 04 mixing drinks, switching pills
- jun 01 rice pudding, pubic waxing, and 700-dollar shoes
- apr 28 more thoughts from nyc
- apr 26 new york, administered orally
- apr 23 pyt in nyc!
- apr 14 snack asses, scrubbables, and an exambush!
- apr 13 midterms and eyelash perms
- mar 30 pill poisoning
- mar 11 loose change
- mar 04 highs and lows of unemployment dining
- feb 28 crazy talk, crazy times
- feb 27 resume building
- feb 18 beginnings and endings, and drinks
- feb 11 getting laid ... off!
- feb 09 doings and goings
- feb 05 wouldn't it be awesome ...
- feb 04 buy-buy now
- feb 02 hug it up
- jan 29 aww, peanut
- jan 28 whirlwindy weekend
- jan 23 stoned cold pilling
- jan 20 helpy friends, brownies
- jan 15 stirruptured funnybone!
- jan 14 4 pounds: found?
- jan 13 sanity-questioning sights, sounds
- jan 09 so close
- jan 08 quick pics (nye, xmas, nups)
- jan 07 secret games, gollum's brother, dirty mangos
2003
- dec 25 christmas in san diego, again
- dec 16 the winter dance (blurry pics + dress details)
- dec 15 keep an eye out
- dec 11 heard, saw, dropped
- dec 10 horsies, words, and sleep deprivation
- dec 09 love and tender patches
- dec 02 the weighting game
- dec 01 so sew!
- nov 21 my boring brain, some ways to go crazy, and a yay
- nov 17 maribel, pokersavvy, and the bother
- nov 12 why I've never had a three-way, by evany thomas
- nov 11 biting boots and spinning skirts
- nov 07 7-foot scooter squirrel, 15 fine-ass cookies, 2 halloween pics
- nov 06 don't tell mommy
- nov 05 presents!
- nov 03 hair irony
- oct 30 drunk and savaged
- oct 28 pot o'clock and looking forward
- oct 27 peaches shakes my tree
- oct 27 mistake lunch special
- oct 24 more sweating weather
- oct 23 online dating, plus strange writing self-critique detour
- oct 22 cupcake weather and elliott smith
- oct 17 words and colors and a question
- oct 16 all bottled up
- oct 15 a biggie small idea
- oct 14 open letter to the class of '88
- oct 06 california polls, miette open
- sep 30 confections of perfection
- sep 28 a burning bitch
- sep 27 boring list of complaints (archetypal journal entry!)
- sep 26 system check
- sep 25 age-earned rules to live by (partial list)
- sep 24 kupcakes and kills
- sep 22 sniffs and yosemite and lost in translation
- sep 13 nharcolepsy and irony
- sep 12 los angeles do-over
- sep 12 dispatch from a moment (pretentious yet brief)
- sep 06 write on!
- sep 03 toilet talk
- sep 02 zoom, zoom, zoom!
- aug 31 tomorrow, today
- aug 29 dance, dance, dance
- aug 28 more conversations with a cloud
- aug 27 bus crazies!
- aug 15 theories on heartache: a frolicking romp!
- aug 15 barfing in LA
- jul 29 bands, quarters, cake
- jul 21 busy friends and 80s nostalgia
- jul 17 a purse so cute, the world seems right again
- jul 15 douglas coupland and al green, segways and drum corps
- jun 27 Hollywood Shiticide
- jun 26 achy ass and chapped face, plus bugs
- jun 24 happy birthday!
- jun 12 core samples from planet evany
- jun 03 movies, mosquitos, building the brand
- jun 02 total outsider cake
- may 29 hot prom action (with pics!)
- may 20 jill gets her PhD and I ... am kind of tall
- may 03 pimp walks, iron pills, a squirrely top, and a sparkly smile
- apr 22 home!
- apr 18 appendix hijinx
- apr 08 chokers wild!
- apr 03 elsewhile and meanwhere
- apr 03 conversation with a cloud
- mar 31 dirty digits and titty treats
- mar 28 thanks for the warning!
- mar 23 and repeat
- mar 18 getting unreal
- mar 17 pinchy koala monkeys
- mar 14 pubic knowledge
- mar 06 hand massage, balloon sex, and other craftiness
- feb 28 salmon and ladybugs
- feb 24 groggy, groggy!
- feb 14 busy, like a beaver!
- feb 12 hot dog action
- feb 01 six year anniversary at the lex
- jan 29 walking tall
- jan 26 shoes, booze, and getting tired
- jan 20 bleeding for peace
- jan 17 maid in manhattan cleans up!
- jan 15 with a little luck, you too can be on the radio
- jan 10 burnt dark meat and breast milk
- jan 07 the glass is half full ... half full of urine
- jan 07 princess and the peeping watch
- jan 03 high-resolution new year
2002
- dec 24 a red, red christmas
- dec 13 pepper and multimedia ned
- dec 09 just choking
- dec 03 nutty hooker mixups!
- nov 26 XY life, PDQ
- nov 21 drinking and typing do not mix!
- nov 20 one puffy peeper
- nov 12 fire in my apartment building
- nov 06 eating the vote, rocking the cake
- nov 01 not the braun, not the brains either
- nov 01 happy halloween!
- oct 29 the tattoo that keeps on giving
- oct 23 layoffs
- oct 22 I call this piece "uncle sam francisco, why are you crying?"
- oct 18 the period piece
- oct 14 and, and, and
- oct 10 new bra, new dye job, new lease on life?
- oct 08 journalcon, chewbacca meat, and way too many links
- oct 03 folsom street fair, stripping, invisible dogs
- sep 30 sanctioned touching
- sep 26 marbles the cat!
- sep 26 hollywood squares, debolts, signman signs off
- sep 25 sick!
- sep 22 iron-poor blood, lots of digressions, ROCK
- sep 17 milk, people moving, and the theatre
- sep 13 light reading: the dumbest girl in the world reflects on 9/11
- sep 12 mekons, waycross, cake
- sep 10 just my luck
- sep 03 registration woes, kant, and dengue fever
- aug 29 a good bad thing
- aug 28 beholden to camper van beethoven
- aug 27 if you're happy and you know it + jaws
- aug 26 missed connections, cornelius, comebacks
- aug 21 the eagle has landed ... some fine little ladies!
- aug 20 do i ever!
- aug 18 zeitgeist, blue crush, brittany murphy
- aug 17 l.a. story (long version ... with hot pics)
- aug 15 l.a. story (short version)
- aug 06 some small thoughts about big things
- aug 05 anna (nicole smith) and the king
- aug 04 mosquito nights and head, footie, mitten cages
- aug 03 open/shut letter to the ultra pearls people
- aug 02 gymprisonment and other really great ideas
- jul 31 sonya the pet psychic!
- jul 30 kahlua milkshakes and bunny noses
- jul 29 topless and glassesless on bart
- apr 18 pick me ups
- mar 28 dreamy!
2001